Originally posted by Old Greg
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Lets wrap all kids in cotton wool
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Originally posted by original PM View Postmy kids have been playing with these - and strangley enough they have not managed to turn a small elastic band into a deadly weapon.
must be doing something right as a parent.....
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If you wrapped kids up in cotton wool there's a percentage chance that one would suffocate.
And then you'd have to ban cotton wool.Comment
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I will never have them in the house again.Comment
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostIf you wrapped kids up in cotton wool there's a percentage chance that one would suffocate.
And then you'd have to ban cotton wool.Comment
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And the other side of the coin....
If my kids could do this I wouldn't ban the bands, not while they had at least one eye anyway! SFWComment
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Originally posted by original PM View Postmy kids have been playing with these - and strangley enough they have not managed to turn a small elastic band into a deadly weapon.
must be doing something right as a parent.....
glorified overpriced elastic band tatloom bands at them before being firmly told that "loom bands are not weapons Daddy and it's very naughty to flick them people" (I pity the poor boy that she's going to marry one day).
So, nerf gun wars are totally fine, but improvised elastic band weapons are not.
Clearly I have failed as a parent.Comment
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