Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[BR14]

Mind you, you probably let the house down by not getting a degree.

who, me?
whit hoose wid that be then?

[minestrone]

who, me?
whit hoose wid that be then?

TM will tell you.

[minestrone]

Look, I have no beef with the Scottish Nationalism Party., I thought raising the thread would be fun.

I see I made a mistake,

[minestrone]

I know, I'm being an arse. But...

I want a Scottish nationalist posting on this thread to come back and defend a post they wrote 6 years ago.

[BR14]

that widnae be me then.

[minestrone]

But that is not what is being offered.

I have been on stag nights with more planning than this. The SNP are hiding behind raw ugly nationalism refusing to answer questions.

TM?

[BR14]

you really are a bawbag arent ye?
WGAFF??

[minestrone]

you really are a bawbag arent ye?
WGAFF??

Oh absolutely, I throw myself at bawbaggery.

And I am right.

[minestrone]

Paddy Power are giving 10/3 odds for a YES vote, but 4/1 odds for independent Scotland as an EU member by end of 2025.

But.

[minestrone]

Didn't you know ??? Salmond will be crowned king and his family will become the Scottish monarchy. He'll adopt Nicola sturgeon, who will become like prince Charles, never quite getting her hands on power, while King Eck gets increasingly senile and makes ridiculous laws and tries to invade England on his 5 speed racer with a catapult full of dog tulipe.

That actually won't happen, but I fully expect it to get into a Bitter Together campaign document, and it will probably happen in Minestrone's wine soaked brain.

Howling