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    #11
    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

    Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

    If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

    Or is the left one still right?
    But is that using D&C? Did you opt out first? Looks inside IR35 to me.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #12
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      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      But is that using D&C? Did you opt out first? Looks inside IR35 to me.

      qh
      No MoO!

      You are not obliged to put either or both on.

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        #13
        Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
        Flip a coin.

        qh
        If I felt comfortable making potentially life changing decisions on the flip of a coin, I wouldn't need the 8 ball, would I.

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          #14
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          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          If I felt comfortable making potentially life changing decisions on the flip of a coin, I wouldn't need the 8 ball, would I.

          How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin?

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            #15
            Originally posted by tractor View Post
            How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin?

            Without a doubt.

            You're welcome


            How would Jake the Peg cope with a flip of a coin? Magic 8 Ball

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              #16
              Originally posted by tractor View Post
              I am in the relatively fortunate position of still having both feet.

              Should I put on my left shoe first this morning? Or the right one.

              If I put the right one on first, does that mean the left one is the wrong one?

              Or is the left one still right?
              Depends on me willy.

              If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
              and vice versa.
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Depends on me willy.

                If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
                and vice versa.
                What about if your willy's in your wife's back pocket?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                  What about if your willy's in your wife's back pocket?
                  then I already have my shoes on.

                  She's always going on at me. nag ,nag,nag.
                  'Put your shoes on before putting your willy in my back pocket.
                  and dont forget to wash behind your ears'
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Ask your unpaid Pilipino servant to do it. Which one they choose will be the wrong one; then you can beat her.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Depends on me willy.

                      If me willy is down the left leg, I am leaning to the right, so I put me left shoe on first.
                      and vice versa.
                      If your willy is down the left leg you're probably right-handed, so yes, you'll put the left foot on first.

                      I prefer a wild, screaming, kamikaze leap off the bed into both at once.

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