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Can you pee in the shower for me?

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    #51
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Er Don't even need deodorant.
    That may be your opinion...
    World's Best Martini

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      #52
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      You are suppose to do it in a milk bottle first!
      A big milk bottle for a Giant Alien Lizard.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #53
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        It's the University of East Anglia, not all that dry
        A lot drier than Manchester though.

        And Wales.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #54
          Originally posted by Freaki Li Cuatre View Post
          Feck right off! This is a first world country FFS (and one in which there is a lot of water) and I am going to do my ablutions in a civilized manner.
          I have to agree with this. When the Thames was in spate earlier this year, I calculated that there was enough water going over Teddington weir to fill the new Wembley stadium every thirty eight minutes!!!

          To put this in perspective, this would fill their "26 olympic swimming pools" in 210 seconds

          Of course finding and building new places to store water and ways to distribute it to our vastly increasing population would eat into profits, but the water companies need to be taken to task over this, it shouldn't be a case of piddling in the shower to save their ******* divis.

          Anyway, why waste good pee:-

          Urine: The body's own health drink? - Health News - Health & Families - The Independent

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            #55
            Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
            I have to agree with this. When the Thames was in spate earlier this year, I calculated that there was enough water going over Teddington weir to fill the new Wembley stadium every thirty eight minutes!!!

            To put this in perspective, this would fill their "26 olympic swimming pools" in 210 seconds

            Of course finding and building new places to store water and ways to distribute it to our vastly increasing population would eat into profits, but the water companies need to be taken to task over this, it shouldn't be a case of piddling in the shower to save their ******* divis.

            Anyway, why waste good pee:-

            Urine: The body's own health drink? - Health News - Health & Families - The Independent

            yep

            Thames Water accused of 'mismanagement' by closing two dozen reservoirs - Telegraph
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #56

              Selling off reservoirs to developers. Why is corruption called mismanagement in the UK?
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #57
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                Selling off reservoirs to developers. Why is corruption called mismanagement in the UK?

                It's amazing how slow water companies are in fixing leaks......
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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