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    Sophie Young creates sexy lingerie from PINE NEEDLES | Daily Mail Online

    Christmas trees turned into lingerie! The sexy underwear created from PINE NEEDLES
    Collection of briefs made from crushed pine needles
    Created by French designer Sophie Young
    Being sold by 'ethical' online department store based in the Midlands
    Despite its prickly origins, underwear is said to be as soft as silk
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...7633553347.jpg

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...7633559919.jpg

    and just for scientific comparison purposes

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...23_636x389.jpg

    I for one welcome our skimpily clad overlords!
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    Best line from Ant & Dec In Im a Celebrity when describing how Kendra Wilkinson (famous for being a girlfriend of Hugh Heffner when she was 18 and he was 73) had been getting logs for the fire under the instruction of camp leader Michael Buerk

    'Good to see Kendra is always happy to help a pensioner get wood'

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Best line from Ant & Dec In Im a Celebrity when describing how Kendra Wilkinson (famous for being a girlfriend of Hugh Heffner when she was 18 and he was 73) had been getting logs for the fire under the instruction of camp leader Michael Buerk

    'Good to see Kendra is always happy to help a pensioner get wood'

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    I thought you were in the states ?

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    I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.
    She's knot in the business?
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    I will have to try some - just to see if they are as soft as they claim...

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    I wonder if they give the impression the lady has stuck a car air freshener up her hoo-hoo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    She's knot in the business?
    Knot any more!
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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.
    Maybe she branched out?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by norrahe View Post
    I knew someone who used to make wooden dildos, don't think she does anymore.
    In a few million years they can be used in coalburners ...

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