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    SQL Breakfasts

    I would like to thank everyone who attended Sunday's Love Business Intelligence and Cycling's final outing of the season. As you are probably aware, I had the honour of choosing this week's bone of contention for us to discuss, towit:

    "The application of cube analysis to data arising from historical observations of the correlation between the coefficient of friction of minerals used in rail track ballast in relation to the geographical origin of said minerals".

    And judging by the stony silence in which the assembled company reached our destination, I can only assume that everyone was aching so much from all the jaw jaw generated by this stimulating discussion that it was just too much to utter a single word more on the topic!

    It was also good to see a couple of recumbent riders there as normally I have trouble maintaining eye contact with my riding partner both from the stricture of my banana suit and also as a result of the low slung riding position commensurate with a recumbent bicycle. As a consequence, I normally find myself having a conversation with my fellow conversee's goolies as we wend our way through the English countryside.

    Unfortunately, though, this was the last ride of the current season.

    But the fun needn't stop there - for now we have SQL Breakfasts; the brainchild of one of Love BI and Cyling's members, it enables a bunch of guys who love SQL to carrying on talking about the things they love talking about and make some money out of it too!

    The basic premise is that We come to your house to join you and your family for breakfast whilst we discuss the SQL topic of your choice. Whether you're a bit rusty on the old clustered vs non clustered index issue or wish us to impart our knowledge of more advanced topics We cater for all levels and abilities.

    Participation is not mandatory so you and your family can continue munching Uncle Pete's Golden Nuggets as we thrash it out at your table.

    It may be advisable for those of a more sensitive disposition to observe the proceedings from the safety of the serving hatch as these debates can get a little heated and Malc has been known to chuck his porridge when he gets a bit over excited.

    Feel free to contact me via our LinkedIn page for our tariff and how to book. Please note, we do provide a Webcam service available, though a premium will be charged for our nude service.

    #2
    So you are down to the last of your sockies.

    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      All sockies get banned and so the original sockie returns.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #4
        I take it you are Rich Nelson from new jersey now


        https://www.silverfishlongboarding.c...c-fairing.html

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          #5
          Can someone summarise for me the latest who's who of sockies and bannings?

          I can't keep track of this

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            #6
            Just the fact that the poster found the BI Cycling LI group stands in his favour at the present

            The list stands as so, although the chief hitwoman cojak may have a better tally than I.

            Zoco - Banned
            Freaki Li Cuatre - Banned
            Gittins Gal - Banned
            gricerboy - Pulse Detected
            Malcolm Buggeridge - Pulse Detected

            Just seen who the creator is I think, got careless with IP addresses at last

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              #7
              Originally posted by administrator View Post
              Just the fact that the poster found the BI Cycling LI group stands in his favour at the present

              The list stands as so, although the chief hitwoman cojak may have a better tally than I.

              Zoco - Banned
              Freaki Li Cuatre - Banned
              Gittins Gal - Banned
              gricerboy - Pulse Detected
              Malcolm Buggeridge - Pulse Detected

              Just seen who the creator is I think, got careless with IP addresses at last
              Pacharan?

              Edit: Another to add to the list, not the sockie master.

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                #8
                Originally posted by administrator View Post
                Just the fact that the poster found the BI Cycling LI group stands in his favour at the present

                The list stands as so, although the chief hitwoman cojak may have a better tally than I.

                Zoco - Banned
                Freaki Li Cuatre - Banned
                Gittins Gal - Banned
                gricerboy - Pulse Detected
                Malcolm Buggeridge - Pulse Detected

                Just seen who the creator is I think, got careless with IP addresses at last
                What about unbannings? I've spotted two. It's all very confusing.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  Just seen who the creator is I think, got careless with IP addresses at last
                  Pound to a pinch of pig tulip says he's Doggy Styles.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Cheers Pondy, forgot about him!

                    Zoco - Banned
                    Freaki Li Cuatre - Banned
                    Gittins Gal - Banned
                    Pacharan - Banned
                    gricerboy - Pulse Detected
                    Malcolm Buggeridge - Pulse Detected

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