Contract of the Week

**stek** · 13 February 2015, 12:21

Originally posted by unixman View Post

Lol. Top trolling by Opus:

Linux Engineer/Junior Linux Engineer/Linux Administrator/Junior Technician - Bristol - February-12-2015 (D5RqR)

Perl, bash, Linux for LESS than the minimum wage.

Go for it!

**Avalonia** · 13 February 2015, 12:31

I pay my cleaner £15/hour. I'll put an ad on jobserve

**stek** · 13 February 2015, 12:40

To be fair though, the Linux market has been cornered by Windows admins so fair dos

**FatLazyContractor** · 13 February 2015, 12:41

Originally posted by Avalonia View Post

I pay my cleaner £15/hour. I'll put an ad on jobserve

Is you cleaner insured?

**Avalonia** · 13 February 2015, 12:52

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

**stek** · 13 February 2015, 12:55

Originally posted by Avalonia View Post

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

Have you checked her right to work? Do you know a Lithuanian from a Moldovan? You could be fined up to £10,000 and publicly castrated.

**FatLazyContractor** · 13 February 2015, 12:56

Originally posted by Avalonia View Post

I don't care, she's east European got a grip like iron and very fast and efficient

Sounds good enough to me

**Avalonia** · 13 February 2015, 12:59

My knob is very well polished.

the brass has almost come off the cheap b&q fittings

**FatLazyContractor** · 13 February 2015, 13:02

My Yorkshire born and bred cleaner charges me £18 and hour. She is fully insured and all that.

Does all jobs and gives me extras - Ironing, Hoovering car twice a month, garden bollox during the season with some extra charges and all that!

While I sit on the high chair

Contract of the Week