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Long story short: Will you marry me ?

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    Anyone seen Platypus today?

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Anyone seen Platypus today?
      she came & took him in the night
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        she took him and he came in the night
        FTFY
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          FTFY
          She took him up the arse in the night..
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            Originally posted by tarbera View Post
            Have you read the text messages yet ? Were they as bad as you thought ?
            Not as horrible as I feared. I didn't tell her I was in love with her and uncotionally agreed to her proposal. Phew!

            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Anyone seen Platypus today?
            She hasn't abducted me ............... yet maybe her pa will come along with a shotgun and "suggest" that I marry her.

            I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.

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              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I'd go for the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel.

              As in 'you're not the one, it's me that's the div'...
              And that would be the truth.

              What the actual f*** were you thinking Platypus?
              Having said that, I very much doubt she was being serious. I reckon she copped on to your desperate flirting a long time ago and has now chosen to call your bluff. And it serves you right you stupid tit.

              Ps I actually quite like Platypus
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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Ps I actually quite like Platypus
                Norrahe's recipe?

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                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  I haven't yet sent the "get lost you looney" email.
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                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Not as horrible as I feared.
                  Patience you must have, my young padawan.

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Norrahe's recipe?
                    there you go Platty if the bunny boiler is a bust two people on CUK think you sound yummy! (admittedly boiled or roasted)
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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