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    Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN after he is drugged in Russian bar by attractive blonde working for organ traffickers

    Dmitry Nikolaev was approached by a young woman in a bar in Moscow
    The 30-year-old enjoyed a drink and a sauna with her before he blacked out
    Woke the next morning in a bus stop in acute pain and covered in blood
    Rushed to hospital where he was told that his testicles had been removed
    Police believe he was spiked and procedure was carried out in a 'skillfully'
    They fear that his testicles were removed by a gang selling organs on the black market


    Read more: Russian man has testicles STOLEN after he's drugged by woman working for organ traffickers | Daily Mail Online
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    Moscow police are looking for the surgeon who they have named as 'Ivor Bollockoff'
    and his Serbian 'Mr Big - Slobberdown Mecockyoubitch'
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    we need a big sign

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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    That's nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
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    What does kutab stand for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
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    Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Well if that thread had a relevant title I wouldnt have had to post this one WOULD I?
    you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

    It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    What does kutab stand for?
    Keep it Up for The Amateur Bride ? is that for Platty?

    KUATB = Keep Up At The Back.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Seems suspiciously like snopes.com: Kidney Theft
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    you are supposed to hang on my every word and digest every morsel of my wisdom. I am the great teacher!

    It was very relevant Brillo had been complaining this morning his ex wives had custody of his love spuds, then I saw this story.
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