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    Quote Originally Posted by realityhack View Post
    Please refrain from this sort of sexist behaviour in the pro forum, this user has been temp banned for 3 days. Thanks. RH
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    I see a lot of women are now using CUK...

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    Which bit was sexist?
    I saw a woman get called fat, & a load of blokes get called geeks. Neither of which is sexist obviously.
    Then a suggestion that the good looking woman covered up to stop the geeks boggling her - presumably because geeks don't get any women, so they're particularly lecherous. Geek-ist perhaps - but not sexist.

    Did I miss the joke or whatever it was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    Which bit was sexist?...
    At that level of stupidity I guess you've only the capacity to remember one blond joke. But if you really couldn't tell, I suggest you post more of the same in the professional forums. I'll be very happy to point out to you exactly which bits cross the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    At that level of stupidity I guess you've only the capacity to remember one blond joke. But if you really couldn't tell, I suggest you post more of the same in the professional forums. I'll be very happy to point out to you exactly which bits cross the line.
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