Chess

[minestrone]

I used to have a FIDE rating of 2415, down slightly now....

Jesus, that is some score.

My friend was at 2200 something at one point and was British under 16 champion in his youth

I have funny stories about him and the chess federation which are probably not for public consumption

[mudskipper]

From The Automated Chess Rating Utility



However I don't really have any idea what that means (let alone how accurate that little test is) as I know absolutely nothing about chess ratings. Is this the standard system or is FIDE different?

I got 1580, however, having dabbled with online chess I know my real rating is much lower.

[MyUserName]

I got 1580, however, having dabbled with online chess I know my real rating is much lower.

I got 1635 and my actual rating is 1670 so it is not too bad (although I did rush a little as I was under time pressure)

[MarillionFan]

I was 10 inches when I was sixteen but as I've got older and I like a drink I'm lucky if it hits 8.5.

What is the OP boasting about again???

[minestrone]

I was 10 inches when I was sixteen but as I've got older and I like a drink I'm lucky if it hits 8.5.

The cranial circumference measurement thread was last week.

Keep off the wine.

[MyUserName]

I was 10 inches when I was sixteen but as I've got older and I like a drink I'm lucky if it hits 8.5.

What is the OP boasting about again???

The doc offered me an operation to make it 10 inches but I just told him straight there was no way he was cutting it in half.

[FatLazyContractor]

The doc offered me an operation to make it 10 inches but I just told him straight there was no way he was cutting it in half.

Wrong thread lad. You should post it here

[MyUserName]

Wrong thread lad. You should post it here

Hey, sticking it in the wrong place is one of my favorite hobbies!

[FatLazyContractor]

Hey, sticking it in the wrong place is one of my favorite hobbies!

Guess what? You should find a room with MF

[MyUserName]

Guess what? You should find room in MF

FTFY