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    Off the bench already

    ...already after 2 years in harness and just a couple of weeks orf.
    I shall love you and leave you.
    Be good.
    Are you a loser?
    Didn't do too well at school?
    Can't make it in the most dynamic economy in Europe?
    No good with women?

    Then VOTE UKIP! We'll make you whole again

    #2
    Spill some beans before you leave MF?

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      #3
      Boomed!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Euler View Post
        Off the bench already
        Hopefully, someone will be along shortly to place you back on it....

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          #5
          Two weeks on the bench, or £20K in lost earnings as sasguru would say.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Two weeks on the bench, or £20K in lost earnings as sasguru would say.

            Only £20k
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Only £20k
              After tax and expenses yes, only £20K.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                After tax and expenses yes, only £20K.
                Only the little people and SAS pay taxes
                Last edited by MicrosoftBob; 16 April 2015, 08:13.
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #9
                  Congrats

                  P.S. 2 weeks = holiday
                  not = bench
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #10
                    congrats

                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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