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    How To Report Atheists to the FBI

    Amazing
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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    TL;DR;

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      if( "CATHOLIC".equals( user.getReligion() ) || "CAVE".equals( user.getHouse().getName ) ) {
      System.out.println( "IGNORE" ) ;
      }

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        "Real Coloreds need to be watched carefully around anything of value, but do not need to be brought to the Lord, as they all unblinkingly accepted Jesus as their loving God during Biblically-sanctioned slavery."

        Lol, it's a great spoof website but some of it is a little old and out of date now. G W Bush?

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          I think you will find its a hoax

          CRAZY BIBLE VERSES! : The Official Landover Baptist Store

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          but I know what my male ancestors were like

          There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
          https://www.biblegateway.com/passage...zekiel+23%3A20
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            LOB, the home of the baby jesus butt plug
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              I think you will find its a hoax
              Really?
              How disappointing.
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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