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    Angry dwarf Ian Salter-Bromley jailed after pretending to be a Dalek in row with police | Daily Mail Online

    Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police
    Ian Salter-Bromley filled mouth with dominoes and shouted 'Exterminate!'
    He chanted 'I'm a Dalek! I'm going to kill you!' in manner of Dr Who creature
    Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told
    Incident part of campaign of abuse in which he spread excrement in Hull council offices
    had to stifle a laugh.

    He should fit right in here.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    "Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told"

    For pretending to be a Dalek? Presumably if he pretended to be Darth Vader he would have been shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    "Officers Tasered 55-year-old after they 'feared for their welfare', court told"

    For pretending to be a Dalek? Presumably if he pretended to be Darth Vader he would have been shot.
    he was armed and dangerous - those butter knifes could give you a nasty bruise.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    That's one thing that's always puzzled me about dwarfs, how do they get up the stairs ?
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