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    I've been a bit bored recently and so have recently started breaking into peoples' houses. I've pretty much cleared out this one street except for one house in particular. It's chavtastic!

    The only things worth nicking are some new cameras the guys bought. There's also some cheapo looking hottub in the back yard. Still, it's good to have somewhere to empty the bladder when staking out the nicer properties.

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    You should break in. Look in the envelop marked "US flight tickets". You will find several hundred KFC vouchers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Any sleds?
    A couple in the front garden but that's dog tulip city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I've been a bit bored recently and so have recently started breaking into peoples' houses. I've pretty much cleared out this one street except for one house in particular. It's chavtastic!

    The only things worth nicking are some new cameras the guys bought. There's also some cheapo looking hottub in the back yard. Still, it's good to have somewhere to empty the bladder when staking out the nicer properties.

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    What you have done is very serious. The court orders a fine of £800, £80 victim surcharge and three penalty points.
    Ur um… Oh, it's not a motoring offence. Conditional discharge then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I've pretty much cleared out this one street except for one house in particular.
    This street, by any chance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I've been a bit bored recently and so have recently started breaking into peoples' houses. I've pretty much cleared out this one street except for one house in particular. It's chavtastic!

    The only things worth nicking are some new cameras the guys bought. There's also some cheapo looking hottub in the back yard. Still, it's good to have somewhere to empty the bladder when staking out the nicer properties.
    Duly reported.

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