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    Got an email from investment company about latest regulatory changes by the FCA and took a look at revised conditions where it says:

    changing the way that it will treat payments which result in you being entitled to a fraction of a
    penny. Where this is the case such fractions will be amalgamated and paid to a registered charity of our choice
    How dare they rob me of fractions of a penny without my consent? I trust fellow meanies will join me in my petition against this daylight robbery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Got an email from investment company about latest regulatory changes by the FCA and took a look at revised conditions where it says:



    How dare they rob me of fractions of a penny without my consent? I trust fellow meanies will join me in my petition against this daylight robbery.
    There is 1 investment firm where that has always been the case. Fractions of a penny are rolled up and given to the founder...
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    I feel the inclination to watch Office Space this evening.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I feel the inclination to watch Office Space this evening.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Got an email from investment company about latest regulatory changes by the FCA and took a look at revised conditions where it says:



    How dare they rob me of fractions of a penny without my consent? I trust fellow meanies will join me in my petition against this daylight robbery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pondlife View Post
    I feel the inclination to watch Office Space this evening.


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    Never has such a low budget film been so memorable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Got an email from investment company about latest regulatory changes by the FCA and took a look at revised conditions where it says:



    How dare they rob me of fractions of a penny without my consent? I trust fellow meanies will join me in my petition against this daylight robbery.
    Isnt that how Richard Pryor bought his Ferrari in Superman 3

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