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Call me Dave making it up as he goes along.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    You are as wet as a lactating tit.
    Birds don't lactate. It's one of the things that distinguishes mammals.

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      #12
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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Birds don't lactate. It's one of the things that distinguishes them from mammals.
      FTFY

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        #13
        You wouldn't know about this if it wasn't for the Freedom of Information act which the government are thinking about weakning: The end of FoI? Vital right to know is under threat - Comment - Voices - The Independent
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          What's your view on imminent removal of Mr Putin?
          You've got more chance of Pooty Pooty coming out with his bear
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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