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    Would Mich?

    Ashley Madison infidelity site's customer data stolen - BBC News

    Be tulipting himself about now? Come on, own up, it's a 60-1 shot that someone in the UK is on it, and we have 18500+ members! Who's been done?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!
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    Where is Mich???

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Who's been done?
      Your wife?

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        #4
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Your wife?
        The only carnal knowledge you have ever had in your part of the world is Mrs Palmer and her six lovely daughters
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          ....

          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Ashley Madison infidelity site's customer data stolen - BBC News

          Be tulipting himself about now? Come on, own up, it's a 60-1 shot that someone in the UK is on it, and we have 18500+ members and their sockies! Who's been done?
          FTFY

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            The only carnal knowledge you have ever had in your part of the world is Mrs Palmer and her six lovely daughters
            And the sixth one is?

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              #7
              thumb in his bum
              Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

              Currently 10+ contracts available in your area

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                And the sixth one is?
                we have to explain? He thinks you are from Norfolk.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  'cyber-terrorism' ?!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                    'cyber-terrorism' ?!
                    some MP's use the service, how do you think they get laid?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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