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    I'm still giggling at the urinary opening being called the meatus. New word of the day.


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    I thought 'Chap's eye' was the formal medical term for such apparatus?

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    MS you treating us chaps like we are pieces of Meatus?

    do you know I have never had any lady comment on the overall appearance of my chap.

    There have been comments about its large size of course.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    I thought 'Chap's eye' was the formal medical term for such apparatus?
    I always understood it was 'Japs eye' due to its shape.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I feel violated.

    I am so tired of being treated like a sex object.


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    So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?
    Quite a cock-eyed idea but worth trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?
    TBH, I think if she/he has got to the point of admiring its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    TBH, I think if she/he/they have got to the point of admiring checking out its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.
    FTFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I always understood it was 'Japs eye' due to its shape.
    Indeed, but if pulled up for racism then one can 'clarify' what was said and turn the tables quickly

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