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    #41
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Which he puts in his drawer and just as you leave you put a call in to site security about a member of staff having alcohol on site. Walk to your car whistling as the security scream past responding to a call they just had..

    Like your style.
    A fellow BOFH fan.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #42
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Yep, have done exactly the same myself.

      Proper cakes, you can keep those Krispy Kreme things .
      When a permie is used to 5 sugared donuts from morrisons for a pound, KK are seen as extravgent without breaking the bank, I am a rich contractor, but I am yorkshireman first!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #43
        A bin tin of Roses goes down well as they last a bit longer. Dougnuts are cheap but it's a question of "the thought that counts", especially if the company doesn't like to treat their employees and this appears special.

        I quite like the idea of ordering in pizza from the local Dominoes - nerds love pizza, right?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #44
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          When a permie is used to 5 sugared donuts from morrisons for a pound, KK are seen as extravgent without breaking the bank, I am a rich contractor, but I am yorkshireman first!
          You are correct, of course.

          I apologise if you end up at <My Previous Client Co> and KK don't cut it anymore, as their tastes have changed .
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #45
            I get gifts / leaving cards sometimes, so a dozen krispy creams is the norm.

            "Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"
            Last edited by CloudWalker; 20 August 2015, 14:30.

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