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Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostIs this a bench thread or Suity bashing thread? Difficult to figure out..the thread title might need altering.
now only suity is left.
come on suity
get yourself out of bradistanComment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostAll the benchers got jobsI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostPresident and Chairman: FatLazyContractor
Treasurer: NickFitz
tulip cleaner: Suity
Accountant: Gumbo Robot
Moral officer: DimPrawn
TBC: alreadypacked
EU Liaison: Joe Black
Pork for Sarnies: NibblyPig
Sanitation Engineer:TheLordDave
Hot & Sexy personal assistant to the President: Dallas
AndyW's mum's personal secretary: Andy2
TBC: Dark Black
Who else is in the esteemed club?Originally posted by Andy2 View PostAll the benchers got jobs
now only suity is left.
come on suity
get yourself out of bradistanKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postget yourself out of bradistan
And how dare you abuse Bradford?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostLuton
And how dare you abuse Bradford?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostLuton
And how dare you abuse Bradford?Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostYou been to the Broadway place yet FLC? The rest of town is utterly devoid of purpose now M&S and Boots have closed.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIn other news, I have a second interview for the Bristol gig on Monday. 15 minute technical pummelling.
Some bloke making up questions off the top of his head while reading through my CV.
"In WCF, what setting would you turn on to make the web service beam fractal patterns on the moon" ..... etc etc
Still I'm sure it made him feel big and clever.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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FTFY.
Some bloke making up questions off the top of his head while laughing at my CV.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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