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Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

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    Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

    President and Chairman: FatLazyContractor
    Treasurer: NickFitz
    tulip cleaner: Suity
    Accountant: Gumbo Robot
    Moral officer: DimPrawn
    TBC: alreadypacked
    EU Liaison: Joe Black
    Pork for Sarnies: NibblyPig
    Sanitation Engineer:TheLordDave
    Hot & Sexy personal assistant to the President: Dallas
    AndyW's mum's personal secretary: Andy2
    TBC: Dark Black
    Who else is in the esteemed club?
    Last edited by FatLazyContractor; 28 October 2015, 11:02. Reason: Added member

    #2
    I'm benched too, turned down a renewal for plan b.

    I would like to be moral officer.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I'm benched too, turned down a renewal for plan b.

      I would like to be moral officer.
      Added. Ta!

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        #4
        On the bench, but more like a long holiday
        off to Egypt next week.
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #5
          I'm back in from this week - a nice gentle project and then, uh, how do I say this - into semi-permanent employment... (6 month 'see how it goes' with an old customer)

          I did learn to fly while I was off, though.

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            #6
            You can put me down as EU Liaison.

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              President and Chairman: FatLazyContractor
              Treasurer: NickFitz
              Operations Director: Suity
              Accountant: Gumbo Robot
              Moral officer: DimPrawn
              TBC: alreadypacked

              Who else is in the esteemed club?
              Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

              First rule of Losers club is nobody speaks about losers club.

              If I was feeling generous and wanted to 'save' someone from the bench. It would be Fitzy. Got a perfect part time retainer role for someone of that calibre
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Treasurer?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Treasurer?

                  You are Arthur Fowler and I claim my five tragic Friday endings
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    I might have to flounce off come the end of the week.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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