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Have you put your christmas decorations up yet? I'd suggest big feck off roof ones that you can't see but will light up their bedrooms like daytime.Comment
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A number of options:
Get your mates round and have a mental drinking session and tell them to puke in her garden when the need arises.
Assuming you know the husband's name, arrange a call-girl to visit him at home whilst the wife is there. Preferably a specialist such as a BBW.
Defecate on her drive for a laugh.Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostA number of options:
Get your mates round and have a mental drinking session and tell them to puke in her garden when the need arises.
Assuming you know the husband's name, arrange a call-girl to visit him at home whilst the wife is there. Preferably a specialist such as a BBW.
Defecate on her drive for a laugh.
Order pizza's for them C.O.D.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by TheLordDave View PostAs some of you will know I have no end of problems with several of my neighbours.
Culminating tonight with the witch across the road, after asking me to move my car so her husband who recently had a fall could park directly outside her house.
I did it, despite them being complete bastards to us for several years as I'm nice like that.
4 hours later I caught her taking photos of my car as I had parked it on the footpath outside my house due to her husband taking up two spaces.
That coupled with the other idiots who surround me has got me thinking, I did intend to sell this house. But now I really want to rent it out, preferably to housing benefit, with a big dog that barks, and someone who owns a massive work van or scrap metal dealer.
Petty, but it would give me great enjoyment.
Anyone rented a place out through the council to people like that?Comment
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