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Just waiting for the chorus of Oinking noises

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    Just waiting for the chorus of Oinking noises

    At the next PMQ's

    How David Cameron took part in dead pig initiation ceremony at Oxford | Daily Mail Online



    Although to be honest it probably won't sound much different to normal.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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    A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth.
    I was never with that dead pig.....

    I feel a knighthood comin' on .
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      It wasn't me
      Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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        #4
        Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post
        It wasn't me
        Gives new meaning to the term "spit roast".

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Lost him the Muslim vote if true.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Oh come on. We've all shagged a pig at some time.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Oh come on. We've all shagged a pig at some time.
                Na....

                Woken up next to a few but never shagged one - they are all gorgeous after 10 pints!

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                  #9
                  Cameron says it's a cock and bull story. Not sure a bull is any better though.

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                    #10
                    This is DC we are talking about

                    FTFY.

                    they are all gorgeous after 10 pints, a couple of pills and a few lines!
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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