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    #91
    Originally posted by chopper View Post
    Why does everyone keep talking about a Nissan main dealer?
    Well it's a for me
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #92
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      Well it's a for me
      Nelson Mandela = Nissan Main Dealer.

      (No, it's not exactly a lol)

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        #93
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Nelson Mandela = Nissan Main Dealer.

        (No, it's not exactly a lol)
        Ah, the Japanese delivery driver joke.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #94
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Ah, the Japanese delivery driver joke.
          Anyone remember the joke about the Nissan cargo plane that was carrying gearboxes and exploded over Manchester?

          Apparently it was raining Datsun Cogs.....

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            #95
            They say that all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.

            That's bollocks! My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.

            Sh1t.

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              #96
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Anyone remember the joke about the Nissan cargo plane that was carrying gearboxes and exploded over Manchester?

              Apparently it was raining Datsun Cogs.....
              Waiter....this chicken is rubbery.....
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #97
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.

                Sh1t.
                With who? MF? or Suity?

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  With who? MF? or Suity?
                  It was just for a joke. If I was being factual then I would have said ex-wife-n where n is in the range 1 to something-or-other.

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