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    My apologies to all those who missed me.

    Been quite deep inside for over a week and couldn't be arsed to find time to login here. I won't tell what happened with that Italian lass on Tuesday night

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    MF - Added any more weight?

    AtW - Same old moaning?

    Suity - Found a job yet?

    NLUK - How's the newbie bareback coming along?

    Mary Poppins - ey yup lass


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    Deep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLordDave View Post
    Deep inside for over a week? That must have cost a bit, they usually charge by the hour.
    Colleagues at work are like friends with benefits.

    Do you charge your friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Colleagues at work are like friends with benefits.

    Do you charge your friends?
    contractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    contractors charge their mum for a visit, friends should be billed double.
    Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Sorry, this lass is a permie at the client's place. She cannot afford to pay me double my rate. I however know a way in which she can pay me
    Located those cufflinks yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    My apologies to all those who missed me.

    Been quite deep inside for over a week and couldn't be arsed to find time to login here. I won't tell what happened with that Italian lass on Tuesday night

    In other news:

    MF - Added any more weight?

    AtW - Same old moaning?

    Suity - Found a job yet?

    NLUK - How's the newbie bareback coming along?

    Mary Poppins - ey yup lass

    Don't be so silly.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Located those cufflinks yet
    She puts them on me cuffs every morning

    On a more serious note, these Italian lasses are smoking hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

    On a more serious note, these Italian lasses are smoking hot
    pics or it never happened

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