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    Dear Marge

    Just noticed an old obituary for the woman who was my first (i.e. bonkable) girlfriend - we were together from teens into my early 20's but I ended it after returning from an extended journey abroad as frankly I was bored which she was upset about.

    I know she got married a few years later to a guy in the Merchant Navy & I'm ashamed to say we did do a one night stand while her husband was at sea but have had no contact for 30 odd years

    The obituary is very brief and dates back to 2006 with no detail about the cause of death- further digging on the internet has identified her family members, their address but I cannot find any contact details on Linkedin / social media etc and remarkably they live only 50 miles from me in the South East (aint stalking great!)

    Curiosity is eating me up about how she died - would it be appropriate to drop a old school mail to the husband saying I've only just found out -commiserations blah blah and provide my email address to communicate should he wish (knowing wimmins inability to keep stum he may know about our brief fling while he was away)

    or let sleeping dogs lie?
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    Go to the funeral and mingle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Go to the funeral and mingle.
    The obituary is very brief and dates back to 2006 with no detail about the cause of death
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Go to the funeral and mingle.
    and grab that almanac from Biff while you're there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Go to the funeral and mingle.
    He cannot go back to 2006, can he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Go to the funeral and mingle.
    BTW, are you a blondie, darling?

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    Mingle = get a family member at their most hammered/ bereft and they'll spill easily enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    BTW, are you a blondie, darling?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas View Post
    Mingle = Easiest way to get into a woman's knickers .
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