How many can you eat?

**FatLazyContractor** · 17 November 2015, 15:39

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

BBC - Earth - Is it true that we swallow spiders when we sleep?

Tasty. Not sure about eating any, but I've been bitten a couple of times when I was a kid as there was a tree that used to be outside my window. Nothing wakes you up like a big house spider running across your face or biting you when you close your arm on it.

I'm sorry you've never been bitten by a Funnel-web spider

**VectraMan** · 17 November 2015, 15:40

I knew this old lady who swallowed a spider. She said she swallowed the spider to catch a fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

True story.

**BrilloPad** · 17 November 2015, 15:46

Spider swallowing only happens stateside. So how would you know?

**MrMarkyMark** · 17 November 2015, 15:47

I thought from the title, you were on about burgers

**Chuck** · 17 November 2015, 15:50

I can eat 50 eggs.

**d000hg** · 17 November 2015, 15:53

a friend who woke up “with a thousand pin sized bites all over her face as a result of an egg sac opening up at night above her bed”

**FatLazyContractor** · 17 November 2015, 15:58

Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

I thought from the title, you were on about burgers

He wont ask such a silly question. He knows that he will win arse down!

**Dallas** · 17 November 2015, 18:10

I have the false black widows, the cleaner said all her clients houses have them now.

Bitten twice last year, nasty, now I am on top of them and nuke the b'stds

**EternalOptimist** · 17 November 2015, 22:05

I was in Oz a few years ago and the missus got bit on the bum in an outback dunny.

I told her there was a little red spot and she begged me to suck the poison out. So I did, it may not have been poisonous, but we didn't know, so I sucked her bum anyway.

That afternoon I bought a red marker and when she was asleep I put a few dabs on her boobies and me saus.

best holiday I ever had

How many can you eat?