There I was looking for a House Price Heatmap

[MarillionFan]

It appears on average Northerners are more likely to commit suicide than Southerners , especially in the North West.

Now obviously this needs to be bought into the prediction. Even though the property is cheaper, the chance of someone topping themselves and you not getting the rent needs to be calculated.

Now if I add in race & crime, I should be able to start to narrow it down to the best tenants & location.

Insightful stuff this data.

[PurpleGorilla]

Overpriced!

[BrilloPad]

Are you not at 30000 feet banging a bevvy of air hostesses using champagne as lubricant?

[shaunbhoy]

If you then added in the Estate agency, you'd then be able to work out which one was a good 'un and which was a dodgy agent.

That's easy. They are all twunts, every last stinking greedy one of them.

Apparently they have started using estate agents instead of rats for laboratory experimentation.
They are not generally as bright as the rats, but the scientists don't become so attached to them!!

[MarillionFan]

Are you not at 30000 feet banging a bevvy of air hostesses using champagne as lubricant?

No???

I'm back at my mansion counting my gold bars & swilling champagne.

[AtW]

I'm back at my mansion counting my gold bars & swilling champagne.

Why do you have to count?

[MarillionFan]

Why do you have to count?

The butler is allergic to gold.

[NibblyPig]

Why do you have to count?

Do you really need to ask?

[NickFitz]

…the chance of someone topping themselves and you not getting the rent needs to be calculated.

Classic n00b mistake

How's about the chance of somebody topping themselves and the property being unlettable for years because people are superstitious about living there? They're quite religious/superstitious in many areas outside the stockbroker belt

I remember when I was a kid in Liverpool in the late 1960s my mother pointed out a nice house in Childwall we were driving past that had been empty for three years because the previous occupant had topped themselves and nobody wanted to live there. (She was talking to her friend in the front passenger seat; I think it was one of those times when she forgot that I might be a child, but I understood a lot more of her conversations with friends than the average child.)

Put that in your spreadsheet

[SueEllen]

I remember when I was a kid in Liverpool in the late 1960s my mother pointed out a nice house in Childwall we were driving past that had been empty for three years because the previous occupant had topped themselves and nobody wanted to live there. (She was talking to her friend in the front passenger seat; I think it was one of those times when she forgot that I might be a child, but I understood a lot more of her conversations with friends than the average child.)

Children understand a lot especially when the conversation is not aimed at them.

I got my listening foreign language skills due to this, which has been useful to report a horrible permie to his manager.