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    Thank god for the merge function for parody threads

    After the Norman conquest the country was divided up into a few packets. These gradually got filtered down. Death duties really accelerated this.

    Now the whole process is going into reverse and the UK is becoming polarized again.

    It is time for 100% death duties with no exemptions.

    Sorry my post is not as ranting and rambling as DA's - can someone assist please?

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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    After the Norman conquest the country was divided up into a few packets. These gradually got filtered down. Death duties really accelerated this.

    Now the whole process is going into reverse and the UK is becoming polarized again.

    It is time for 100% death duties with no exemptions.

    Sorry my post is not as ranting and rambling as DA's - can someone assist please?
    I have no problem with that except that I worry what it gets spent on by the government and how it is spent.
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #3
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
      I have no problem with that except that I worry what it gets spent on by the government and how it is spent.
      Then you are really going to dig feudlaism.

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        #4
        Thank God for Witticism

        In the new world order, rank will be decided by how witty you are.

        sarcasm will be for the lower orders, limericks and funny poems will be the middles classes and word play specialists will own the means of production.
        The person with the funniest anecdotes will be the king.
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Thank God for Baconism

          Praise be the Lard
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            In the new world order, rank will be decided by how witty you are.

            sarcasm will be for the lower orders, limericks and funny poems will be the middles classes and word play specialists will own the means of production.
            The person with the funniest anecdotes will be the king.
            What about parody?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Thank God for Onanism



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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                What about parody?
                yes. anyone committing parody will be forced to do something useful for a change
                like cleaning the dog-sh!t off the boots of the guy who mucks out the stables after he has traipsed through the pig sty.
                That's what the new world order has in store for parody-ists
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  If you sold a BTL you could afford a woman.

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                    #10
                    come on DP. you know you had a 'thank god for atheism' in you
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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