Is that pale ale or caustic soda? Is that pale ale or caustic soda?
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    Stone me.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/bar-owner-...194557855.html

    For dear old Freako, this relates to the tragic poisoning of a Spanish man who was served caustic soda beer line cleaner iinstead of beer.

    Poor sod.

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    Took him two pints to tell the difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Took him two pints to tell the difference.
    If he had been British, it would have taken him 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Took him two pints to tell the difference.
    Had he ordered John Smiths or summat?

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    Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell anyone

    Being the first one in I drank a cup of coffee containing it, it only took a sip to know there was something wrong with it

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    you would of thought the cleaner manufacturer would add a blue or similar colour to prevent such accidents?
    If it comes out blue don't serve it!
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    FTFY

    Quote Originally Posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell just me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Someone put descaler in the kettler at a client site and forgot to tell anyone

    Being the first one in I drank a cup of coffee containing it, it only took a sip to know there was something wrong with it
    Tasted more like coffee than the usual Mellow Birds then?
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    had to have his oesophagus removed after he drank just a small amount of the fluid
    Ouch.
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Tasted more like coffee than the usual Mellow Birds then?
    Nah Percol if it has to be instant

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