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    New implant allows men to turn their fertility on and off with the flick of a switch | Daily Mail Online

    End of the vasectomy? New implant allows men to turn their fertility on and off with the flick of a switch (inside the scrotum)
    The 'sperm switch' is designed to divert flow of sperm away from the penis
    Measures 1.8cm and is fitted under local anaesthetic in 30 minutes
    If the man decides he wants a wants to become a father, he locates the implant in his scrotum and flicks switch back, allowing sperm ejaculation
    The first trials on 25 men are set to take place within the next few weeks

    hmm interesting idea. sure they will fail when someone clicks the switch during foreplay. I would suggest making the switch magnetic or similar.
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    I've already started working on my new app "squirtr"

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    Measures 1.8cm
    Smaller men need not apply?

    Is there not some kind of legal discrimination that can be applied here?

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    The 'sperm switch' is designed to divert flow of sperm away from the penis
    I wonder where it is diverted to?

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    Gives a new meaning to "Have you tried switching it off and back on again?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    I wonder where it is diverted to?
    back into the testes much like the snip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    back into the testes much like the snip.
    A full tank forever then

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    ‘Well,’ said Peter, ‘this old girl, well she wasn’t all that old, maybe thirty, she was on the Pill and she got this bloodclot and the doctor told my auntie it was the oestrogen and she’d better take a different sort of Pill just in case and the old girl down the street, her old man had to go and have a vasectomy so’s she wouldn’t have another bloodclot.’

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    what happens if you mix up on/off ?

    Might be good to add a flashing light.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBates View Post
    what happens if you mix up on/off ?

    Might be good to add a flashing light.
    indeed as suggested it probably needs some external enabler e.g. magnet so its a conscious decision to switch it on.
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