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As mad as a box of frogs.

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    #31
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    FTFY



    I strongly suspect you will be seeing male cardiologists in future
    nope I saw her again. mmmm

    she was pretty gorgeous as well.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #32
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      and there have been loads of cases of babies catching herpes from this practice.
      Well there are worse ways for babies to catch it I suppose.

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        #33
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        A mohel arrives to perform a circumcision, the father is impressed by his small bag for the instruments.


        He asked where he got it from.

        The Mohel said he had made it himself and it was the only bag he had and he had just taken it on holiday.

        The father said "are you serious?"

        The Mohel replied "yes I made it from tips so if you rub gently then it becomes a suitcase."
        Probably the only job in the world where you get the sack if you sneeze while working.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #34
          Dreadfully sad.

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