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    NSFW - but funny

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coANMLRMirQ

    last longer go Vegan!

    NSFW -sex sounds
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Load of crap.

    When have you ever seen a healthy looking vegan? They're all skinny and spotty.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Load of crap.

      When have you ever seen a healthy looking vegan? They're all skinny and spotty.
      Deficient in iron, B12, low in omega-3, vitamin K2, vitamin A & D, and soy (which vegans live on) is full of phytoestrogen, which turns you into a woman.

      Avoid!

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        #4
        The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

        The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun. That's why they are always eating nuts and lentils.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

          The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun.

          Fooked in the UK then aren't they.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.
            They can get it at the supermarket. It's also in fortified cereals.

            Neither do me any good and I have to have injections.
            Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              The only vitamin vegans can't get is B12.

              The rest they can get by eating properly and in the case of vitamin D sitting in the sun. That's why they are always eating nuts and lentils.
              I now understand why that fat feck vegan bastard in office doesn't have many friends

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Fooked in the UK then aren't they.
                That's why they go to places like India on holiday.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Probably, possibly, NSFW:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Apparently the boxer David Haye is a vegan

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