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Zombies are taking over CUK
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- Electrical meter thingy
- Portable electric shaver (discharged)
- Screws and bolts of various sizes
- Assorted collection of medication (prolonging life for the use of)
- Desk lamp
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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A 2/3 empty plastic bottle of mineral water and a AAA battery. I'll pray over the water, which will make it holy and then pour it over the zombies. Or is that only vampires?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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a testerUnless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Currently 10+ contracts available in your areaComment
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Originally posted by NibblyPig View Posta testerOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou think you have it bad, I have a Project ManagerDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A mouse, a comms device and a permie BA.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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1. Salty helmet (drying out)
2. Nut sack (nearly emptied)
3. A phone (not sure if it works)
Hope that'll help.
If not then a little further to my right is a neglected sprint planning board with some 'to do' post-its that won't ever make it as far as 'done'.Comment
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A security pass with broken lanyard, a waitrose receipt, an empty vending machine cup and a glasses case with a lethal crocodilian 'snap'.Comment
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