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Zombies are taking over CUK

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    #21
    Originally posted by tarbera View Post
    I now have an offshore developer to throw at them
    If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.

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      #22
      One of these:



      And half a box of these:



      I will delay the zombie confusing them with how to access the voicemail (and turn the red light off), whilst making a proper brew.
      Last edited by PurpleGorilla; 3 February 2016, 11:40.
      http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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        #23


        and a

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          #24
          A cat and some loose change.

          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #25
            Moving to mac so got a new mac keyboard with numberpad. Wired unfortunately so reach isn't great and I would be in danger of splash infection

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.
              They could be visiting. I.e. an onshore offshore worker.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #27
                A laptop. 15" so a reasonable amount of heft.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #28
                  An auditor....

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