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    Oh Dear: What's New

    Yo All,

    what's new, the great thing with CUK is it's like a pub where nothing changes, you can pop in from time to time and even have gap years and still the regulars are there had at it discussing the same things

    wonderful what an institution

    perhaps it does some kind of commemorative status


    Milan.
    Last edited by milanbenes; 16 February 2016, 11:13.

    #2
    First sasguru - now Milan....

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      It must be some sort of conspiracy.

      Someone find Mulder, quick.
      Brillo would be the closest, he has the ex files
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        It must be some sort of conspiracy.

        Someone find Mulder, quick.
        It's the end of days.

        And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Slough.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          It's the end of days.

          And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Windsor.
          FTFY

          we live near Windsor!!!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
            Milan.
            milan, shurely?
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              #7
              how close are we all to retiring ?

              or are you all divorced now

              Milan.

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                #8
                Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                how close are we all to retiring ?

                or are you all divorced now

                Milan.
                Plan B has produced 2 loaves. There are 3 loaves in the process of being kneaded.

                Next year rodders!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  how close are we all to retiring ?

                  or are you all divorced now

                  Milan.
                  Ah yes, the cycle of a contractor.

                  Permie dreams of early retirement -> Permie becomes contractor -> contractor makes money -> money & the stuff he has blown it on attracts woman -> woman divorces contractor -> contractor returns to step 3, only out of a travelodge this time.
                  Last edited by clearedforlanding; 16 February 2016, 12:38. Reason: Conversion to the Church of Latter Day Taints

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                    #10
                    you got it

                    lol

                    seen it too

                    Milan.

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