Migrants in Calais - why don't they

[Troll]

Sorted

We operate Channel Crossing Safety Boat to escort unusual trips across the English Channel by your chosen means. We are based in Rye Harbour only 6 miles from the crossing route from Dungeness in Sussex to Boulogne in France. The distance between France and the UK at this point is only 25 Nautical miles. Some recent channel crossings using our support vessels service include:

Kayak – If you are interested in trying to cross the channel by kayak have a look at our Kayak the English Channel page.
Stand Up Paddle Board (SUP) – If your interested have a look in more detail at stand up paddle board channel crossing page.

[PurpleGorilla]

Leather seats all the way...

[greenlake]

I think this would be one of the main reasons

Ship Tracker - Live ship tracking information in the English Channel : FTBC

Can't they get in a bit of practice first...?

[Flashman]

Pro-Migrant Campaigner Pelted With Rocks... By Migrants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVIfy_u8A2U

Bonus points for hitting the posh tw*t .

[clearedforlanding]

NSFW

FLC approved migrants.

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[cojak]

Migrants in Calais - why don't they

I used to do a lot of white-water kayaking. What with strainers (fallen trees and debris you can get caught in) and washing machines and stoppers (waterfalls, drops and weirs that you can't get out of) I had a far greater fear of drowning than I've ever done as a diver.

[BrilloPad]

Can't they get in a bit of practice first...?

Quite dated. My kids use crossy road.....

[FatLazyContractor]

FLC approved migrants.

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Don't approve them, sorry. Not a single Polish lass

[BrilloPad]

Don't approve them, sorry. Not a single Polish lass

Personally I prefer it when they speak English. Maybe I am doing it wrong?

[FatLazyContractor]

Personally I prefer it when they speak English. Maybe I am doing it wrong?

with a Russian / Polish accent? Holly molly !