Reasons to stay in the Philippines

[BrilloPad]

If we leave the EU, can we join the Philippines?

[barrydidit]

If we leave the EU, can we join the Philippines?

They might want all their nurses back if we did that.

[MrMarkyMark]

Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

What's in your wallet?

LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls

How's the rash, cream doing any good?

[FatLazyContractor]

LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls

What has the missus got to do anything with the mistress?

[MarillionFan]

LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls

Well, that means you've just confirmed to me that you are an idiot.

[MrMarkyMark]

Well, that means you've just confirmed to me that you are an idiot.

Coming from you, surely, I have to take that as a compliment.

Cheers

[Bee]

Are you tan or red? I bet you look like a lobster.

[Bee]

It's beautiful, hot and cheap.
They don't tax you on overseas income (BTL's paradise).
You can buy a nice bit of beach for around £250 K.
You lose weight due to the heat and healthy food.
The fishing is good.
You don't have have see Gideon and his bunch of feckwits messing up the country on TV.
You can do a little remote work to supplement your income, quick broadband is available.

Obviously, if you are a single man there other attractive opportunities.
I think even FLC could score here although after 6 months he would become know as SLC

This look very healthy

[MrMarkyMark]

Are you tan or red? I bet you look like a lobster.

Nope, I tan up like a local