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    Last night I found an empty wrapper for a suppository in one of the client traps. WTF? Who is shoving things up their bum at work?



    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
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    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post

    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
    A client. Who hadn't locked the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post

    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
    Sandwich put on a plate (not even in a wrapper). Client site - A well known Oil Company with an office in Uxbridge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Last night I found an empty wrapper for a suppository in one of the client traps. WTF? Who is shoving things up their bum at work?

    Could be worse, the suppository could have been in it after numerous failed attempts to insert it.

    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
    A sockie master creating odious and pointless sockies to post meaningless crap on the forum..
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    A turd so big it looked like it had come from the u bend and was resting on the seat.

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    A copy of the Daily Mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    A copy of the Daily Mail.
    You'd wish it was the Sun. The page 3 keeps one busy ing.

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    I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

    I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

    I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.
    Doesn't the wife deliver hot lunch every day?

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