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    However, the advert has sparked outrage
    Wow. It's really hard to offend Scousers..

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    Wow. It's really hard to offend Scousers..
    What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy? The average scouser can't milk a cow.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy? The average scouser can't milk a cow.
    Because you gave the fecker a bull

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Because you gave the fecker a bull
    you can still collect the cream

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZ_B4aBnpE
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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