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    Necro bump.

    Had one of these muppets earlier- in response to an email I sent them with my CV.

    Pointed out I hadn't mailed them at all.

    It then became "HR emailed my your CV from a job site about a role".

    No mention of role, skills, location or anything.

    It then became the sales pitch for their wonderful payroll solutions. Ended up putting the phone down.

    Received an email with the wonderful bold claim "I have also attached our Payroll Solution for your perusal as I believe that you will benefit from it. We can guarantee you 90% take home rate with no further tax liabilities on your end.".

    Ho hum.

    Read the attached pdf, had quite a good laugh at it.

    "Every Contractor is under IR35 bracket even though your contract with HMRC is IR35 compliance. No contract is IR35 compliance as it must be on software services only"
    "Umbrella companies are classified as illegal activities and tax evasion which can be classified as money laundering".

    I just gave up, my eyes couldn't take the abuse of the English language anymore.

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    Necro bump 2.

    They are still going, so some mugs must fall for it - same spiel as before, seems amazed I wasn't interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perplexed View Post
    Necro bump 2.

    They are still going, so some mugs must fall for it - same spiel as before, seems amazed I wasn't interested.
    Good grief...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Good grief...
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    The smart contractor knows where to go to retain 120% as take home income.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
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    The smart contractor knows where to go to retain 120% as take home income.
    would that involve oud joris by any chance?
    Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
    Inertia, however........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    would that involve oud joris by any chance?
    Oude Joris. The Dutch Antilles' leading contractor solution.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    WSS

    The smart contractor knows where to go to retain 120% as take home income.
    Yeah getting in bed with the Tories. Don't even need to setup a company and they given you contracts. Only requirement is that you are best buds, are a sexual deviant, islamaphobe and/or a paedophile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmic View Post
    Yeah getting in bed with the Tories. Don't even need to setup a company and they given you contracts. Only requirement is that you are best buds, are a sexual deviant, islamaphobe and/or a paedophile.
    The Oude Joris Max 120 team values its diverse customer base.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmic View Post
    Yeah getting in bed with the Tories. Don't even need to setup a company and they given you contracts. Only requirement is that you are best buds, are a sexual deviant, islamaphobe and/or a paedophile.
    Funnily enough, it turned out that all of that was a fantasy cooked up by a feeble loser and believed by an "institutionally stupid police force".

    ...and you.

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    Poor fecker who voiced It's A Trap. Overused and gone too soon.



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