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Does 5 year employment gap look bad?

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    Does 5 year employment gap look bad?

    Need some tulip explain gap

    #2
    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    Need some tulip explain gap
    Going on your posting history can you not just say it took you 5 years to do an undergraduate degree?
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Going on your posting history can you not just say it took you 5 years to do an undergraduate degree?
      not smoking funny stuff drinking too much and getting rejected by girls barely legal.

      Sometimes the truth is no good

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        Going on your posting history can you not just say it took you 5 years to do an undergraduate degree?
        They can check with the university.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by unemployed View Post
          Need some tulip explain gap
          - Dog ate your graduate degree.
          - MF sat on your dog.
          - You forgot who you worked for.
          - You bent over worked for MF and you don't want to put it on your CV.

          choose your option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            - Dog ate your graduate degree.
            - MF sat on your dog.
            - You forgot who you worked for.
            - You bent over worked for MF and you don't want to put it on your CV.

            choose your option.
            Invent self employment ?

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              #7
              Originally posted by unemployed View Post
              Invent self employment ?
              Like a hooker, yes.

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                #8
                Originally posted by unemployed View Post
                Invent self employment ?
                If you have a relation who is a window cleaner or something like that it would work as long as they are happy to give you a reference with no dates.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  If you have a relation who is a window cleaner or something like that it would work as long as they are happy to give you a reference with no dates.
                  Could extend my last employer and hope they don't check?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
                    Could extend my last employer and hope they don't check?
                    Yeah, do that.

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