Quote Originally Posted by GreenMirror View Post
Sad news! Last night a break in at Liverpool and all the cups were stolen! Luckily the saucers were left.....

That joke was bought to you from the 1970s....
Man United haven't won the Premier League since Sir Alex left.

Then again, Liverpool haven't won the Premier League since the Premier League arrived!

Not to worry though, when Klippity gets his jotters they can call upon the services of the new wunderkind on the block, Stevie "Slippy" Gerrard!