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    #21
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    You made him/her/it/one of the other 50 genders run away.
    A word is mightier than the sword

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      #22
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      To give the OP some credit it's not a bad opener for anither tedious sockie.
      sorry been unemployed for a while

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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        A word is mightier than the sword
        But nowhere near as mighty as a chicken's sneeze.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #24
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

          I thought he was your Commanding Officer in the Queen's Own Effeminate Light Infantry.
          I thought he was in the First Fleet of Foot regiment.

          As soon as the going got tough, they'd start moaning, and then have it away on their toes
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post

            A word is mightier than the sword
            What about the word "toothpick"?

            I doubt you could flash that about, and win against someone armed with a sword.
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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