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The official "I want to get banned" thread

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    #11
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Going for it...


    Death's too good for you.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Big juicy Norks!
      Yeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.

      Fat bastard.

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Nice try, but it has to be bannable content.
        How is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.

        Not.

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          #14
          I love Olive oil
          I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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            #15
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Yeah, but it should be insulting someone else. Not your own self.

            Fat bastard.
            Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
              Why? Are you returning tomorrow from the US with a bad belly and wind troubles?

              Try putting a tube on your mouth and then sticking it up your arse. The hot air should do it, in 5 minutes.

              Sounds familiar?

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
                You've survived 50+ years as a dreary windbag so there's hope for us all.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  How is your manflu today? Hope you are fully healed.

                  Not.
                  Man cold.

                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    This oughta do it

                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Have you not died yet? Better luck tomorrow.
                      He seems to be obsessed with you and blow-jobs MF. Good job they ramped up those stalking laws!
                      I reckon he is being investigated under Operation Ewe Tree!!

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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