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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMordac is MF's slave. He lives in MF's basement.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Bee View PostIf you want £475, you should ask for §500 and let the agency decide the next offer, if the agency offer you £475, you try to push for §485 if the agency don't accept, you agree with £475. In this way, you can reach a good business for both parts (look alike).Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostAnd he charges me rent, the cheeky barsteward.Comment
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Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostKeep digging, it's comedy gold!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf I die tomorrow, I will do so with the immense satisfaction that I'll never have to read any more of your garbage. Can't you get some sort of therapy or something?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Postshaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostThere'll be an intelligence test along in a minute, but since you missed the others, missing this one won't hurt so much.
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Originally posted by Bee View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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