Clearly nothing. Or I would have left when I learnt.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Things I have learnt since joining CUK 10 years ago today
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostClearly nothing. Or I would have left when I learnt. -
I have learned that everyone is much more stupid and thicker than me, and I am the greatest intellectual brain on the Internet.
HTH BIDI
SasCretinComment
-
Take the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Originally posted by DaveB View PostTake the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber. Only then do you see sas
Most People are deluded about their (lack of) ability and the scale of the difference between how they see themselves and how the world sees themmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
-
Originally posted by DaveB View PostTake the average intelligence displayed by people on the internet, then understand that half of them are dumber than that. Some of them a lot dumber.
If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.Comment
-
-
Originally posted by cntl1 View PostThat's not how averages work.
If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101.
By the way once Brexit kicks in you will all be starving I'll be ok in prosperous Portugal.
Love AssCretin.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
Originally posted by cntl1 View PostThat's not how averages work.
If in imaginary household you have 9 people making 100k per year, and one making 10k, you can't say half of the folks in the household earn below the average of 91k. Maths 101."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
I routinely run around dressed up in silly costumes and I am still the most normal one hereComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment