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    It's enough to give you a hard-on

    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    At least you can get it over the counter now
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

      Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

      I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

      Oh well, no morning glory for me.
      Never mind. What goes up, must come down.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

        Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

        I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

        Oh well, no morning glory for me.
        Sounds like there will be plenty more pole for you to choke down.

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          #5
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          Never mind. What goes up, must come down.
          Unless you're bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider (P. Fera). Nasty little critter, one of the most venomous on the planet. Leaves you with a raging boner while shutting your body down.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Unless you're bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider (P. Fera). Nasty little critter, one of the most venomous on the planet. Leaves you with a raging boner while shutting your body down.


            Is this the LondonManc homeopathic alternative
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Oh well, no morning glory for me.
              A few Ladyboys will fix that for you.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Is this the LondonManc homeopathic alternative
                It'll cure your depression, no question about it. It'll also take your mind off any other ailments. If you're not satisfied with the results, come back in 24 hours. Oh, wait
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  So not getting it at 45p was because you weren't quick enough?

                  Strange from what I hear that is your other problem?

                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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