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Wife or girlfriend a cat lover? Buy her a handbag

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bee View Post

    Yes they are "cleaning" the rats.
    Rats? Most town cats wouldn't dare go near a rat. Besides the odd mouse, it's birds they mostly go after.
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      #12
      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
      Rats? Most town cats wouldn't dare go near a rat. Besides the odd mouse, it's birds they mostly go after.
      speak for yours. Ours gnaws the back legs off rats to make sure they can't run away when he plays with them.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Twas on the radio earlier that the approx 7.5 million cats in the UK tulip in my garden each year
          FTFY. Bastids! Handbags too go for 'em!

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #15
            Kittens thrown at moving train near Lingwood - BBC News
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bee View Post
              They are our best friends.
              One never owns a cat. One is just a guardian.

              They are only friendly when they want food.

              If I was not so afraid of mrs bp we have 3 or 4 cats to be turned into handbags.

              One cat buggered off 3 months ago. Pops back about once a week.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bee View Post
                Yes they are "cleaning" the rats.
                Indeed they are

                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  One never owns a cat. One is just a guardian.

                  They are only friendly when they want food.

                  If I was not so afraid of mrs bp we have 3 or 4 cats to be turned into handbags.

                  One cat buggered off 3 months ago. Pops back about once a week.
                  Nah my neighbour's cat is friendly towards me when he wants to be let in as they don't have a cat flap. They have had different cats over the years and each works out as a human I can get the neighbour to open a door or window they can get through quicker than them.

                  Other cats have been friendly to me when they want somewhere to stay out of the rain. I don't feed them and most thankfully don't come back.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #19
                    I prefer this approach

                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                      I prefer this approach

                      Now that's proper, we have a winner
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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